Monday, 16 September 2013

Trial by toddler

Dear diary,

It has been a long journey to get to this point. Some days it feels like countless years, but it has been less than two. Tonight the tiny person was testing me with every single action. It's difficult to remain cool in times like these, but then I just think WWID? and then I sit down and have some hot chocolate.

You would think that someone so small that depends on you for almost everything would be more lenient. Alas it is not so. It seems counterintuitive to evolution, but they try to break you and force you to break down crying in an ball of despair. Lucky there is an easy remedy for this - tea and cake, but of which we keep well stocked.

I must sign off now. I believe that tonight will require multiple applications of cake.

Yours in my hour of trial,
Jim

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