Twitter dating

Because it amuses me.

Nervous about my date tonight. What happens when she finds out that I have 2 kids? Am married??? I'll just play it cool. #clivebixby

— Jim S (@jim_i_am) May 2, 2015

Date is going really well. Hopefully it works out with this Julianna chick. Maybe I can convince her to go home with me! #clivebixby

— Jim S (@jim_i_am) May 3, 2015

I think that this is happening! The bill is paid and next stop my pad! #clivebixby

— Jim S (@jim_i_am) May 3, 2015

We're at my pad! Now just to turn on the charm. No woman can resist the Clive Bixby! #clivebixby

— Jim S (@jim_i_am) May 3, 2015

Oh no! Julianna is falling asleep! [looks in mirror] You can do this Clive Bixby! #clivebixby

— Jim S (@jim_i_am) May 3, 2015

I'm not quite sure what happened last night. I have a vague memory of dealing with a screaming midget all night.Where's Julianna?#clivebixby

— Jim S (@jim_i_am) May 3, 2015

@jim_i_am Do not lose heart, Mr. Bixby. I stayed and made you breakfast. Hmmm... or could it be... Bikes-by! #clivebixby

— Dr Lorrible (@Dr_Lorrible) May 3, 2015