Finding My True Love

Well, I've fallen in love (again), and not with my wife. I never knew that lightening could strike like this. This is awkward since we've been together for like 13 years, married for 9. It's especially awkward because it happened on a Date Day™.

Needless to say, I'm having a hard time bringing this up with Laura. Laura has also met my love, so she might be forgiving, maybe even understanding.

It was five strips of bacon, dunked in buttermilk pancake batter, deep fried and served with maple syrup. It was like what I imagine heaven to be. You know, if heaven is bacon deep fried in pancake batter with maple syrup.

For the record, I've never fallen out of love with my wife. If anything, it's little trips every day.

Notice the crazy eyes. Happy, happy crazy eyes.

Laura won't even sit up for the picture because it would take farther from the bacon.