An actual conversation I had today (more or less)

Alice: I don't want my name anymore. I want my name to be Elsa, middle name Anna, and last name Hello Kitty.

Me chuckling: You might change your mind. You might not always like Frozen.

Alice: Why?

Me: Well, do you think I still like the things I liked when I was 4 years old? What things do you think I liked when I was 4?

Alice: Lego? Star Wars?

Me: uhh... but not everyone is like a daddy.

Clever girl.