From the Book of Santa

I picture Alice starting her own religion with Santa as not just a saint, but the Main Guy. I'm sure that this phase will pass, as most things do, but it's funny none the less.

From the Book of Santa, Chapter 14, verse 8

And lo, he looked upon the newly driven snow and the moonlight gave a luster of midday to object below. For there he drove his tiny reindeer to complete their task. When they met with an obstacle, like leaves before the wild hurricane fly, they took to the sky. And Santa looked upon this and it was good.