On having young kids

It's amazing having young kids, but boy are they a lot of work. I mean, I get so tired watching Laura wipe their noses, bath them, do laundry, make snacks, etc, I just have to lie down and rest for a while. Don't get me wrong, I help out. Just the other day I helped by holding Isaac while Laura took care of something important. I can't quite remember exactly what it was... could have been a wet floor mat or a severed artery. Anyways, as I was saying, I was holding Isaac and it's really difficult to do one handed. I needed the other hand for my beer of course. You know what they say: Happy husband, I will not be unaccustomed. I'm pretty sure that's what they say.

Where was I? Oh yes. Going to bed. It's been a long day.

The family building a monument to my Greatness