The Parking Ticket
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there only for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a damn cop writing a parking ticket!
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-dicked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!!
So I called him a piece of horse shit.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first one. Then he started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes...the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a shit. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day.
It's important at my age.
Listening to: Collective Soul - Breath
nice!
ReplyDeleteI do recall a funny story about you getting a parking ticket...or something like that.
ReplyDeletehahaha... ya, I was with Nicole picking up some flowers (she was showing me where the market was). I got out of the car, said (aloud) that I wasn't going to put any money into the meter, I was only going to be away for 30 seconds. I think that I was actually away from my car for 90 seconds and I got a 35 $ ticket.
ReplyDeleteThe lesson here is NOT to park behind the ticket guy with his window open. I am sure he was laughing about me all day...