Sunday, 4 April 2010

Farting is just another way to say "I love you"

One of the most magical things with a couple is the ability to share those little moments of intimacy. Sometimes it's with a smile or look, sometimes it's with a gentle touch, sometimes it's ripping a fart. Those are moments that you usually only share with those you are very close to, someone that you feel utmost relaxed with - those that you truly love.

You might go the whole day and never let a squeaker out, but when you get home and embrace a loved one, there is nothing that says "I'm so comfortable with you. You make me so relaxed." quite like cutting some cheese. I think that the the best way to build up long term memories are with olfaction. So if you want your loved one to smile and think of you every time they smell some sulfur, you need to cut those nasty farts.

Easter is a time for family and strengthening bonds. Make sure you serve beans and broccoli and start those magical memories now. And when you hear me make a "pphhppphh!!" sound, just know that's my way of saying "I love you".

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